Loud whispers: Prophecies for 2026, by Bisi Fayemi

𝐈𝐧 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟕, 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝, ‘𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞’, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐌𝐲 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬. 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔. 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭.

𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐞𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬.

It has been revealed to me that in the year 2026, the subject of History will make a grand return. There will also be renewed interest in Geography, since many people do not know where they are in the world. Curious minds across generations will start investing time and resources in understanding historical events at home and beyond. I foresee frantic searches online using key words such as Oil, Minerals, Dictatorship, Kidnapping, Bullying, Appeasement, Sovereignty, Global Policing, Intimidation. Countries of particular concern with regards to these searches include Venezuela, Greenland, Colombia, Mexico, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Syria, Russia, Ukraine and Germany (before World War 2).

There will also be an interest in the history of African countries, with key search words such as Resource Control, Colonisation, Scramble, Partition, Genocide and so on. Ceaseless prayers are required so that you do not become a casualty of a conflict that should not concern you. Please contact my Secretary to sign you up for the ‘𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧’ protection prayers. These special prayers will make you invisible to all enemies in whatever form. Your payment will be worked out based on the kind of invisibility cloak you seek, for example the cost of protection from local attacks is not the same as missiles from foreign countries.

𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬.

I prophesy a sharp drop in the number of Nigerians travelling to the United States and Europe in 2026. This is because the Atlantic Ocean currently holds too many negative vibrations which could affect the destinies of those who attempt to cross. In order to prevent this from happening to you, prayers and penitence are very important.

Don’t let anyone deceive you that your inability to travel is due to Nigeria being placed on a partial ban list, or its designation as a ‘Country of Particular Concern’. That is the designation of man, not God. It also has nothing to do with a U$15,000 visa bond, poverty shall not be your portion. Pray against hostile waters interfering with your destiny.
A word is enough for the wise. For ease of mind, you can send U$5,000 to the ‘𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥’ division in my office. We will use it to say special prayers so you can travel safely.

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 ‘𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲’

I foresee a lot of confusion and anxiety around the new Tax laws in Nigeria. My Ministry is starting a special ‘𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭’. This will be a special service that will provide prayers against all those who will wage war on your businesses using tax as a weapon. The devil is a liar. You shall overcome.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 ‘𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬’

In 2026, I prophesy that the 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚 and the 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚, will call an emergency conference. The agenda will include the following:

• Criteria for the ordination of Pastors and the use of the title ‘Pastor’
• Rules for dealing with serious allegations against several ‘Nackademus’ Pastors
• Common understanding of what ‘Deliverance’ means, and clarity over whether it includes half-naked women rolling on the floor in church
• Agreement on appropriate hobbies for men of God, in order to minimise the number of Pastors who moonlight as performers, comedians and miscellaneous entertainers
• The possibility of introducing Mental Health screening during pastoral training
• Process for self-regulation of Churches and establishments linked to them, in order to preempt invasive government regulation

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐧

This year, a prominent Yoruba town will choose its Traditional ruler. There will be a list of distinguished sons of the town to choose from. By the time the candidates have been vetted by the family whose turn it is to produce the next monarch, the Ifa Oracle, and the State Governor, the lucky candidate will be announced. I prophecy a collective sigh of relief that whoever emerges, it will not be anyone who has a history of a crisis of identity, or of body blocking moving modes of transport. Congratulations to the new ruler in advance.

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠

The year 2026 will see a lot of political activities. Many politicians, old and young, will be clinging to their political seats for dear life, or hustling to dislodge a rival. All politicians need to be prayerful and do the needful. This year, many cows, goats and chickens will disappear for various reasons. If you are not careful and prayerful, you too might be declared missing.
Due to the seriousness of the intercessions needed for those concerned, my Ministry has a dedicated program for politicians called ‘𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝’. Please contact my Secretary if you are interested.

This is available for serious candidates only please. The prayer rates are as follows:

• Local Government Chairman: U$50,000
• House of Assembly: U$100,000
• House of Representatives: U$250,000
• Senate: U$500,000
• Governor: U$2,000,000

If you cannot afford any of the above categories, you can still contact us to pray for you within the limits of what your budget is, for example for Supervisor, Special Assistant, Senior Special Assistant and so on. Your political ambition needs to be within your prayer budget.

Please feel free to contact me if you would like a bespoke prophecy. I will stop here for now. Seeing into the future can be very tiring. Remember, if you need my services you can pay in any currency of your choice, my Ministry has accounts in Naira, Dollars, Pounds and Euro. I see love, peace and happiness for you all this year. It shall be well with you.

-𝘈𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘺𝘦-𝘍𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘊𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩, 𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘺 𝘈𝘥𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴.𝘤𝘰𝘮, 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘉𝘈𝘍@𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴.𝘤𝘰𝘮